Bullet in My Breast Pocket

From the early standup of Woody Allen:

Years ago, my mother gave me a bullet...a bullet, and I put it in my breast pocket. Two years after that, I was walking down the street, when a berserk evangelist heaved a Gideon bible out a hotel room window, hitting me in the chest. Bible would have gone through my heart if it wasn't for the bullet.

For contemporary manifestations of the Bible/bullet scenario, see Cordell's previous post.